“Wait, what?” Laurie said, wheeling around to look at the girl, inadvertently pointing the camera at her for a second as she pulled it away from her face. “Oh… I get it. Because the courtyard’s just empty space, they didn’t have to ‘build it’, per se, so it was always here.”
“What?” the girl asked.
“The courtyard is just the empty space they built around, so it was ‘always here’,” Laurie said. “Right?”
“I suppose,” the girl said. “But if the courtyard is just empty space, why did you want to come here and see it?”
“Well, I mean… it’s a joke.”
“Oh,” the girl said. She wrinkled her nose. “It’s not very funny.”
Laurie stared at her.
“What?” the girl asked.
“It’s your joke,” Laurie said.
“Oh. I don’t think I’m very good at telling jokes, then.”
“I guess not,” Laurie said, and she began filming again. “What else can you tell me about this place?”
“What have I told you so far?”
“That the stone faces were brought over from Spain,” Laurie said.
“Were they?” the girl asked.
“You said they were,” Laurie said. “Gah, what are you even doing here… are you just jerking me around?”
“You mean like, pulling on your strings?”
“Yeah, I guess.”
“I don’t think so,” the girl said. “I haven’t done that for a while. But just to be sure, why are you here?”
“Me?” Laurie said, playing the camera over the walls again. “I’m here because… I don’t know. I want to see something, to do something… something interesting, something unusual, something… transcendent, maybe. I don’t know.”
“Why?”
“I don’t know. Because my life has always been boring, but I don’t want to believe that the whole world is that way?” Laurie said. “I read about the paranormal, I hear about other people having encounters, but I never do. Just once, I wanted to see something fantastic… if not that, then at least unusual and hard to explain. You know?”
There was no response.