Out on the street, the woman discovers that picture IDs aren’t actually all that hard to come by. The only problem is that all the IDs she finds have pictures of other people on them, as well as names that doubtless belong to someone else. She isn’t sure that she has a name, but none of the ones she finds on the little rectangular cards ring a bell, and in any event it could only be through the wildest and most incredible of coincidences that her name would appear on a card where the face and all other particulars match the person whose pocket it was removed from.
For a moment, she thinks her troubles are over when she discovers a library card in someone’s wallet, but then she realizes that it, too, has a name on it… a name that perhaps the new usurping librarian could recognize as belonging to someone else. The woman isn’t sure whether she has a name or not… she’s not even entirely clear on what her face looks like… but she is fairly confident that if she does, it is not Robert C. Doniff.
She removes another ID card from another pocket, and then instead of discarding it like the rest she taps the owner of the face, name, and card on the shoulder.
“Excuse me,” she says.
“Yes?” the man asks.
“Can you tell me where you got this from?” she asks, holding out his card.
“What… did you find that on the ground?” he asks.
“Is that where they come from?” she asks. “How do you know when you’ve found the right one? Do you need a mirror?”
“Are you asking me where you get a driver’s license?” he asks, taking it back from her.
“I suppose I am,” she says. “Or any picture ID with my address. on it.”
“You have to go to the DMV,” he says.
“Are they open after sunset?”
“Are you nuts? It’s the DMV. They’re barely open after sunrise.”